hotsinglezombies:

what do you mean im still fat i did a sit up 3 years ago

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Tuesday, April 15 with 114,180 notes

fagome:

are you gonna kiss me or do i have to lie to my diary

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Tuesday, April 15 with 147,720 notes

rapewhistled:

why do old people drive slow they barely have any time left like GOOOOO ur dying

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Tuesday, April 15 with 495,615 notes

titty-jpg:

Shoutout to the females that compliment each other, that jealousy shit dead

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Tuesday, April 15 with 52,755 notes

stability:

its weird how different your life could be if people found you more or less attractive

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Tuesday, April 15 with 118,003 notes

ka-kawgoodsir:

"ur eyeliner is 2 thick"

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parents: okay we will be home at 11 o'clock!
clock: 11:01
me: they're dead i'm alone i need to start my orphan life now

Tuesday, April 15 with 232,458 notes